This is obviously a world with a much higher population to tank ratio than our own, since these are things that people just, like, pick up. Yeah, apparently all the remaining gangs were able to get their hands on some M1A1 Abrams tanks, and are using it to assert themselves over patches of territory. Griffin Spade, a guy whose parents obviously knew what they were doing when naming him, finds himself fighting for survival in a brutal world, searching for his lost wife. Without womankind’s constant nagging, the males of the world erupt into war, bringing about an early apocalypse. It takes place in the then near future of 2001 and involves a plague wiping out 99.9% of all human females, like Lysol for estrogen.

The plot of Battletanx reads a lot like an ‘80s action film. The carnage! (Image source: ) THE END OF THE BEGINNING Moving away from my obsession with Army Men, Battletanx for the N64 was his first order of business at 3DO. He’d later direct Army Men: Sarge’s Heroes, my current favourite of the Army Men series, and later Army Men: Sarge’s Heroes 2, one of my least favourites. A veteran of the industry, he was responsible for creating the Mutant Leaguegames on the Genesis. Mostly EA alumni who followed Tripp Hawkins to his new venture.

It’s easy to make fun of 3DO for their extremely prevalent Army Men series, but that makes it easy to forget that the company was made up of some talented people.

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